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🦘 Monitaroo API

// The backend that never sleeps (unlike your servers)

API Operational • 2026-02-11 13:06:31 UTC

📡 Available Endpoints (for the curious):

GET /api/v1/monitors — Your precious monitors

GET /api/v1/incidents — The chaos log

POST /api/v1/auth/login — Prove you're worthy

GET /health — Am I alive? (spoiler: yes)

💡 Pro tip: If you're seeing this page, you're probably lost.

🔧 For devs: The real magic happens at /api/v1/*

🦘 Fun fact: Kangaroos can't walk backwards. Neither can our uptime.

☕ Coffee count: 1317 cups were consumed building this API.